Random

Did you know that fish have a memory span of two seconds? It's true. Think about it... they are capable of living in a fish aquarium, but only because EVERYTHING is a new experience for them... "oh look, a new rock!... where did that sea weed come from?! Hello there frog!" They must live in a state of constant excitement and surprise...

... I had a dream about my fish once. They were swimming in the fish aquarium, but instead of water, they were swimming in milk. This was not a problem, except they couldn't see where they were going. So, all I could see, was the impact of the fish hitting the glass of the aquarium, and they were saying "help me! help me!" in a really high pitched voice! It was interesting.

Let's talk about what makes the news:


On Farrah, etc.
O'Neal tells mag he accidentally hit on daughter

WHAAAT? Let's identify what exactly is wrong here: 1) father hits on his estranged daughter 2) he does it at the FUNERAL of his soulmate! Was he looking for some sympathy bootie? EWWW! I will NOT be checking out that issue of Vanity Fair. By the way, this was not on PerezHilton, this was on msn.com.

Thats all I have for today... I am uninspired.